how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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