one might say we're banned from that church
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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