im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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