I want to stick my p in your. b.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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