I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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