Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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