Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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