I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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