are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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