I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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