I need help removing her.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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