Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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