Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
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