But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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