I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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