Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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