Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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