I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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