so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
