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(574): View more from Indiana

pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.

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(517): View more from Michigan

last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??

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(217): View more from Illinois

you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012

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(630): View more from Illinois

I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

he fucked my hip out of place.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial

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(713): View more from Texas

Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?

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