i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
