The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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