so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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