So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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