it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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