Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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