Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
