I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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