I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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