Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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