Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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