I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
