For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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