Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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