you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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