I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
This is my gift to your gina
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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