I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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