it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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