my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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