I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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