come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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