I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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