i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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