he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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