People in love make me want to vomit
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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