Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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