walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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