Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
send nudes
from the living room?
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