? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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