am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
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