Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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