just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
soo... how was my night?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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